I received the following email a few minutes ago.
It speaks for itself.
I Just want to thank you for bringing my plight to the attention of professionals who could help me.
I hope that people reading your article consider that, although I roamed around the Rockrimmon area, I still am a wild animal.
For folks to think otherwise was very foolish of them. Getting so close to me and my, modestly speaking, fabulous rack was just plain dangerous. They were lucky I’m such a patient kind of guy.
I’m also glad you pointed out that feeding me like they did, although well intended, really didn’t make me feel better. In fact, I was about ready to head over to Safeway to grab some Tums.
Anyway, thanks again for helping! I’ve got to get going and check out those hot does over here in my new hood.
Your appreciative friend,